Strict (2048): Declaration of GeoipCommonSource::listSources() should be compatible with DataSource::listSources($data = NULL) [APP/Plugin/Geoip/Model/Datasource/GeoipCommonSource.php, line 0]
Code Context
            if (file_exists($file)) {
                self::_map($file, $className, $plugin);
                return include $file;
$className = 'GeoipCommonSource'
$parts = array(
	(int) 0 => 'Geoip',
	(int) 1 => 'Model/Datasource'
)
$plugin = 'Geoip'
$package = 'Model/Datasource'
$file = '/home/altejeda/public_html/grappenkoning/app/Plugin/Geoip/Model/Datasource/GeoipCommonSource.php'
$paths = array(
	(int) 0 => '/home/altejeda/public_html/grappenkoning/app/Plugin/Geoip/Model/Datasource/',
	(int) 1 => '/home/altejeda/public_html/grappenkoning/app/Plugin/Geoip/Lib/Model/Datasource/',
	(int) 2 => '/home/altejeda/public_html/grappenkoning/app/Plugin/Geoip/Model/Datasource/'
)
$pluginPath = '/home/altejeda/public_html/grappenkoning/app/Plugin/Geoip/'
$path = '/home/altejeda/public_html/grappenkoning/app/Plugin/Geoip/Model/Datasource/'
App::load() - CORE/Cake/Core/App.php, line 558
App::load() - CORE/Cake/Core/App.php, line 558
spl_autoload_call - [internal], line ??
class_exists - [internal], line ??
App::_loadClass() - CORE/Cake/Core/App.php, line 684
App::import() - CORE/Cake/Core/App.php, line 634
include - APP/Plugin/Geoip/Model/Datasource/MaxmindSource.php, line 7
App::load() - CORE/Cake/Core/App.php, line 558
spl_autoload_call - [internal], line ??
class_exists - [internal], line ??
ConnectionManager::loadDataSource() - CORE/Cake/Model/ConnectionManager.php, line 173
ConnectionManager::getDataSource() - CORE/Cake/Model/ConnectionManager.php, line 97
Model::setDataSource() - CORE/Cake/Model/Model.php, line 3155
Model::setSource() - CORE/Cake/Model/Model.php, line 1092
Model::getDataSource() - CORE/Cake/Model/Model.php, line 3181
Model::__call() - CORE/Cake/Model/Model.php, line 784
Geoip::_currentIp() - APP/Controller/TekstsController.php, line 20
TekstsController::index() - APP/Controller/TekstsController.php, line 20

Strict (2048): Declaration of GeoipCommonSource::create() should be compatible with DataSource::create(Model $model, $fields = NULL, $values = NULL) [CORE/Cake/Utility/String.php, line 0]
Code Context
            if (file_exists($file)) {
                self::_map($file, $className, $plugin);
                return include $file;
$className = 'GeoipCommonSource'
$parts = array(
	(int) 0 => 'Geoip',
	(int) 1 => 'Model/Datasource'
)
$plugin = 'Geoip'
$package = 'Model/Datasource'
$file = '/home/altejeda/public_html/grappenkoning/app/Plugin/Geoip/Model/Datasource/GeoipCommonSource.php'
$paths = array(
	(int) 0 => '/home/altejeda/public_html/grappenkoning/app/Plugin/Geoip/Model/Datasource/',
	(int) 1 => '/home/altejeda/public_html/grappenkoning/app/Plugin/Geoip/Lib/Model/Datasource/',
	(int) 2 => '/home/altejeda/public_html/grappenkoning/app/Plugin/Geoip/Model/Datasource/'
)
$pluginPath = '/home/altejeda/public_html/grappenkoning/app/Plugin/Geoip/'
$path = '/home/altejeda/public_html/grappenkoning/app/Plugin/Geoip/Model/Datasource/'
App::load() - CORE/Cake/Core/App.php, line 558
App::load() - CORE/Cake/Core/App.php, line 558
spl_autoload_call - [internal], line ??
class_exists - [internal], line ??
App::_loadClass() - CORE/Cake/Core/App.php, line 684
App::import() - CORE/Cake/Core/App.php, line 634
include - APP/Plugin/Geoip/Model/Datasource/MaxmindSource.php, line 7
App::load() - CORE/Cake/Core/App.php, line 558
spl_autoload_call - [internal], line ??
class_exists - [internal], line ??
ConnectionManager::loadDataSource() - CORE/Cake/Model/ConnectionManager.php, line 173
ConnectionManager::getDataSource() - CORE/Cake/Model/ConnectionManager.php, line 97
Model::setDataSource() - CORE/Cake/Model/Model.php, line 3155
Model::setSource() - CORE/Cake/Model/Model.php, line 1092
Model::getDataSource() - CORE/Cake/Model/Model.php, line 3181
Model::__call() - CORE/Cake/Model/Model.php, line 784
Geoip::_currentIp() - APP/Controller/TekstsController.php, line 20
TekstsController::index() - APP/Controller/TekstsController.php, line 20

Strict (2048): Declaration of GeoipCommonSource::read() should be compatible with DataSource::read(Model $model, $queryData = Array) [CORE/Cake/Utility/String.php, line 0]
Code Context
            if (file_exists($file)) {
                self::_map($file, $className, $plugin);
                return include $file;
$className = 'GeoipCommonSource'
$parts = array(
	(int) 0 => 'Geoip',
	(int) 1 => 'Model/Datasource'
)
$plugin = 'Geoip'
$package = 'Model/Datasource'
$file = '/home/altejeda/public_html/grappenkoning/app/Plugin/Geoip/Model/Datasource/GeoipCommonSource.php'
$paths = array(
	(int) 0 => '/home/altejeda/public_html/grappenkoning/app/Plugin/Geoip/Model/Datasource/',
	(int) 1 => '/home/altejeda/public_html/grappenkoning/app/Plugin/Geoip/Lib/Model/Datasource/',
	(int) 2 => '/home/altejeda/public_html/grappenkoning/app/Plugin/Geoip/Model/Datasource/'
)
$pluginPath = '/home/altejeda/public_html/grappenkoning/app/Plugin/Geoip/'
$path = '/home/altejeda/public_html/grappenkoning/app/Plugin/Geoip/Model/Datasource/'
App::load() - CORE/Cake/Core/App.php, line 558
App::load() - CORE/Cake/Core/App.php, line 558
spl_autoload_call - [internal], line ??
class_exists - [internal], line ??
App::_loadClass() - CORE/Cake/Core/App.php, line 684
App::import() - CORE/Cake/Core/App.php, line 634
include - APP/Plugin/Geoip/Model/Datasource/MaxmindSource.php, line 7
App::load() - CORE/Cake/Core/App.php, line 558
spl_autoload_call - [internal], line ??
class_exists - [internal], line ??
ConnectionManager::loadDataSource() - CORE/Cake/Model/ConnectionManager.php, line 173
ConnectionManager::getDataSource() - CORE/Cake/Model/ConnectionManager.php, line 97
Model::setDataSource() - CORE/Cake/Model/Model.php, line 3155
Model::setSource() - CORE/Cake/Model/Model.php, line 1092
Model::getDataSource() - CORE/Cake/Model/Model.php, line 3181
Model::__call() - CORE/Cake/Model/Model.php, line 784
Geoip::_currentIp() - APP/Controller/TekstsController.php, line 20
TekstsController::index() - APP/Controller/TekstsController.php, line 20

Strict (2048): Declaration of GeoipCommonSource::update() should be compatible with DataSource::update(Model $model, $fields = NULL, $values = NULL) [CORE/Cake/Utility/String.php, line 0]
Code Context
            if (file_exists($file)) {
                self::_map($file, $className, $plugin);
                return include $file;
$className = 'GeoipCommonSource'
$parts = array(
	(int) 0 => 'Geoip',
	(int) 1 => 'Model/Datasource'
)
$plugin = 'Geoip'
$package = 'Model/Datasource'
$file = '/home/altejeda/public_html/grappenkoning/app/Plugin/Geoip/Model/Datasource/GeoipCommonSource.php'
$paths = array(
	(int) 0 => '/home/altejeda/public_html/grappenkoning/app/Plugin/Geoip/Model/Datasource/',
	(int) 1 => '/home/altejeda/public_html/grappenkoning/app/Plugin/Geoip/Lib/Model/Datasource/',
	(int) 2 => '/home/altejeda/public_html/grappenkoning/app/Plugin/Geoip/Model/Datasource/'
)
$pluginPath = '/home/altejeda/public_html/grappenkoning/app/Plugin/Geoip/'
$path = '/home/altejeda/public_html/grappenkoning/app/Plugin/Geoip/Model/Datasource/'
App::load() - CORE/Cake/Core/App.php, line 558
App::load() - CORE/Cake/Core/App.php, line 558
spl_autoload_call - [internal], line ??
class_exists - [internal], line ??
App::_loadClass() - CORE/Cake/Core/App.php, line 684
App::import() - CORE/Cake/Core/App.php, line 634
include - APP/Plugin/Geoip/Model/Datasource/MaxmindSource.php, line 7
App::load() - CORE/Cake/Core/App.php, line 558
spl_autoload_call - [internal], line ??
class_exists - [internal], line ??
ConnectionManager::loadDataSource() - CORE/Cake/Model/ConnectionManager.php, line 173
ConnectionManager::getDataSource() - CORE/Cake/Model/ConnectionManager.php, line 97
Model::setDataSource() - CORE/Cake/Model/Model.php, line 3155
Model::setSource() - CORE/Cake/Model/Model.php, line 1092
Model::getDataSource() - CORE/Cake/Model/Model.php, line 3181
Model::__call() - CORE/Cake/Model/Model.php, line 784
Geoip::_currentIp() - APP/Controller/TekstsController.php, line 20
TekstsController::index() - APP/Controller/TekstsController.php, line 20

Strict (2048): Declaration of GeoipCommonSource::delete() should be compatible with DataSource::delete(Model $model, $id = NULL) [CORE/Cake/Utility/String.php, line 0]
Code Context
            if (file_exists($file)) {
                self::_map($file, $className, $plugin);
                return include $file;
$className = 'GeoipCommonSource'
$parts = array(
	(int) 0 => 'Geoip',
	(int) 1 => 'Model/Datasource'
)
$plugin = 'Geoip'
$package = 'Model/Datasource'
$file = '/home/altejeda/public_html/grappenkoning/app/Plugin/Geoip/Model/Datasource/GeoipCommonSource.php'
$paths = array(
	(int) 0 => '/home/altejeda/public_html/grappenkoning/app/Plugin/Geoip/Model/Datasource/',
	(int) 1 => '/home/altejeda/public_html/grappenkoning/app/Plugin/Geoip/Lib/Model/Datasource/',
	(int) 2 => '/home/altejeda/public_html/grappenkoning/app/Plugin/Geoip/Model/Datasource/'
)
$pluginPath = '/home/altejeda/public_html/grappenkoning/app/Plugin/Geoip/'
$path = '/home/altejeda/public_html/grappenkoning/app/Plugin/Geoip/Model/Datasource/'
App::load() - CORE/Cake/Core/App.php, line 558
App::load() - CORE/Cake/Core/App.php, line 558
spl_autoload_call - [internal], line ??
class_exists - [internal], line ??
App::_loadClass() - CORE/Cake/Core/App.php, line 684
App::import() - CORE/Cake/Core/App.php, line 634
include - APP/Plugin/Geoip/Model/Datasource/MaxmindSource.php, line 7
App::load() - CORE/Cake/Core/App.php, line 558
spl_autoload_call - [internal], line ??
class_exists - [internal], line ??
ConnectionManager::loadDataSource() - CORE/Cake/Model/ConnectionManager.php, line 173
ConnectionManager::getDataSource() - CORE/Cake/Model/ConnectionManager.php, line 97
Model::setDataSource() - CORE/Cake/Model/Model.php, line 3155
Model::setSource() - CORE/Cake/Model/Model.php, line 1092
Model::getDataSource() - CORE/Cake/Model/Model.php, line 3181
Model::__call() - CORE/Cake/Model/Model.php, line 784
Geoip::_currentIp() - APP/Controller/TekstsController.php, line 20
TekstsController::index() - APP/Controller/TekstsController.php, line 20

Notice (8): Undefined offset: 0 [APP/Plugin/Geoip/Model/Datasource/GeoipCommonSource.php, line 124]
Code Context
            return $result;
        }
        $return = $this->getDataSource()->query($method, $params, $this);
$args = array(
	(int) 0 => '_currentIp',
	(int) 1 => array(),
	(int) 2 => object(Geoip) {}
)
$model = object(Geoip) {}
GeoipCommonSource::query() - APP/Plugin/Geoip/Model/Datasource/GeoipCommonSource.php, line 124
Model::__call() - CORE/Cake/Model/Model.php, line 784
Geoip::_currentIp() - APP/Controller/TekstsController.php, line 20
TekstsController::index() - APP/Controller/TekstsController.php, line 20
ReflectionMethod::invokeArgs() - [internal], line ??
Controller::invokeAction() - CORE/Cake/Controller/Controller.php, line 485
Dispatcher::_invoke() - CORE/Cake/Routing/Dispatcher.php, line 186
Dispatcher::dispatch() - CORE/Cake/Routing/Dispatcher.php, line 161
[main] - APP/webroot/index.php, line 92

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